Twitter: The Best Of May - November 2008

Okay dudes. This is a self-serving blog...so I think it's a decent place to copy down my favorite Tweets. :)

Craft fair mullet count 1. Perm count 1 million.
3:20 PM Nov 30th, 2008 from txt

My d[a]d eats pumpkin pie like it's pizza.
2:43 PM Nov 27th, 2008 from txt

I suck at reading handwriting. At work I typed "quality ridden" instead of "quality driven." Both are good though!
3:49 PM Nov 26th, 2008 from web

I wonder [if] my yoga class appreciated my howard dean ring tone in the middle of some silence
9:34 AM Nov 25th, 2008 from txt

hypothetical bang game ftw!
10:31 PM Sep 11th, 2008 from web

thinks that Wes Andersen had some serious daddy issues.
10:23 PM Jul 30th, 2008 from web

remembers Eddie Murphy's singing career. Epic lulz.
11:47 AM Jul 4th, 2008 from web

WE'LL DO IT LIVE!!! WE'LL DO IT LIVE!!
6:02 AM May 30th, 2008 from web

Doesn't really know what the hell this is! lol
5:53 PM May 7th, 2008 from web